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Mar 2

mikepopsicle:

Me and a good friend of mine just started up a rather awesome blog together called ‘It Came From eBay’. Where me and her post funny, gross, weird, and random stuff that me and her find on eBay. You should definitely check it out if you’re awesome and totally not a jerkface. Jerkfaces are welcome as well.
http://itcamefromebay.tumblr.com

Helping a friend out. You guys should most definitely check out this blog. It satisfies me late at night like no woman or sock can.

Me and a good friend of mine just started up a rather awesome blog together called ‘It Came From eBay’. Where me and her post funny, gross, weird, and random stuff that me and her find on eBay.

You should definitely check it out if you’re awesome and totally not a jerkface.

Jerkfaces are welcome as well.

http://itcamefromebay.tumblr.com

Helping a friend out. You guys should most definitely check out this blog. It satisfies me late at night like no woman or sock can.

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Feb 28

Mike: Yes. I know. I found that one.

Tyler: penis painting is humerous. i kinda want

Tyler: just for lulz

Mike: they had others.

Tyler: but when people ask about it

Tyler: ill be all like

Mike: like a tit monster with a wide set vagina.

Tyler: xD

Tyler: ill be like seriouse and shit, saying how good it is

Mike: “Oh that piece? This piece cost me 2,000 dollars at an art auction. I outbided this rather fine gentlemen.”

Tyler: “thats my favorite artist. his work has such ‘deep’ meaning”

Tyler: im gonna make a giant vagina statue one day

Tyler: in the shape of a baby crib

Tyler: so my children can sleep in it

Tyler: and every time they fart, i can yell “QUEEF”

Mike: wtf tyler?

Tyler: i know right

Tyler: genius

Tyler: and ill pierce the clit

Tyler: with a spinning glowing barbell

Tyler: for the kids to fondle and play with

Tyler: and then i would sculp chairs that look like penis’, and u sit on the balls part

Tyler: so everytime u sit down

Tyler: u sit

Tyler: on

Tyler: your

Tyler: balls!

Tyler: dude. this could make millions

Tyler: http://images0.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/3757706/Y-U-NO-TALK-TO-ME.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Y-U-NO

~~Posted by Dylan

itcamefromebay:

A lovely abstract painting of a penis spewing blood on unsuspecting stickmen below. A centerpiece for any family.

Weird.

itcamefromebay:

A lovely abstract painting of a penis spewing blood on unsuspecting stickmen below. A centerpiece for any family.

Weird.

Feb 17

This is how i feel in any club i go to these days…
-Dylan

This is how i feel in any club i go to these days…

-Dylan

My Morning Routine as a Badass!
-Dylan

My Morning Routine as a Badass!

-Dylan

I Lol’d all over Haiti
(i mean no disrespect, what has happened to Haiti is very unfortunate)
-Dylan

I Lol’d all over Haiti

(i mean no disrespect, what has happened to Haiti is very unfortunate)

-Dylan

-Dylan

-Dylan

-Dylan

-Dylan

Feb 16

Any fan of the series, Adventure Time, should most definitely give this a listen.

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Feb 14

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